SNUGGLE PILE

avengnerds:

the-listening:

stark-spangled:

Avengers Assemble Outfits

I. NEED. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM. NOW.

GIMME

holD UP IS THAT A VERSAEMERGE BRACELET FOR HAWKEYE JFC

give me haWKEYE AND COULSON

(Source: ravenclawsdiadem, via albinosheep)

(via rogueshenanigans)

(Source: noxxoi, via rogueshenanigans)

c00lbrosparkles:

hi! this is me!

sometimes, i go by mick. sometimes, i prefer male pronouns. sometimes, i bind and wear boxers. sometimes, i dress a bit more masculine.

but sometimes, i go by kerry, my birth name. sometimes, i prefer female pronouns. sometimes, i wear a bra and…

peanutbutterrainbow:

glorioustypos:

sugoiashelldirkilicious:

superheroperson:

jasperdx17:

g0atfac3:

smoothmafiaguy:

zombie-auracolypse:

batteryliquor:

shmeeshed:

thathilarioushyena:

getoutofmyheadcharles:

techytechy-doghouse:

zillyjandro:

adriofthedead:

titteringtrollop:

robosexualginger:

sketch-bat:

timavery:

megasonger:

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.

some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.

some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges

these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something

Some dipshit flightless angel shoots things idk

a kid goes to some school whatever and just keeps waving his hands around while doing other shit

Some dumb fucking idiot gets shot in the face while walking through a desert like a moron.  A robot digs him up and then the guy runs around the desert more like a fucking idiot.  Also there are a ton of shitty tv-screen robots.

a dog uses a paintbrush on a lot of stuff and kills evil aliens

This stupid kid works for a circus or some shit and goes to summer camp with a bunch of kids with stupid hair. There’s this old war-general guy who likes rabbits and the kid’s dad doesn’t like anybody and that makes the kid sad so he becomes a psychologist.

this kid with a baseball bat beats up his fat neighbor and his demon ghost friend

a deviantart users wet dream also there is a giant hand

some autistic bitch runs around some sort of a fucked up maze and all the while gets insulted by some shitty gay robot also she meets some smaller shitty gay robots

A bunch of braindead marsupials climb into go-karts and throw boxes of explosives at each other while some green dude with pipes in his head flies around in a space innertube.

OR

A bunch of crazy people run around the world drinking beer to make themselves move faster so they can win a pig from some asshole with a magic stick.

Some wimpy fucking green beanpole walks into a haunted house or some shit and uses a vacuum to suck up some ghosts like a low budget ghost buster while looking for his fatass brother.

a bunch of people try to fuck your shit up and when it all gets down to it if you dont win the world gets destroyed…and its all your fault.

asshole. 

you’re stuck in this dumbass castle and this fucking douche follows you around and you hardly ever have fucking lantern oil and you’re not allowed to get any fresh air because you’re locked inside and it’s fucking dark all the time and you become insane because you’re being followed by a douche.

cumslut.

You go to some dumb fucking castle and all your friends are pussies and run away when you go into the kitchen. Then this fucking piece of shit of a monster chases you around  to eat you or some fucking shit. The whole time you have to solve these shitty puzzles that are hard as fuck and your friends die and shit. You have to get out of that house so that fucker doesn’t eat you or some shit.

You choose one of these nine fucked up ass-wipes. A gargantuan Russian fat ass, a little faggot from Boston, a crazy sadistic ex-nazi, a black drunk with an eye patch that just wants to blow shit up, a hillbilly who tells you if you’re about to get raped you shoot like a mad man, a bat-shit guy who thinks hes a drill sergeant, a french bastard with a mask, a koala man that throws piss at you, and some pyromanic with a flamethrower and gas mask just trying to kill each other because their don’t share the same favorite color and all they give a fuck about is their hats in the end! 

^you win.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

sugoiashelldirkilicious:

superheroperson:

jasperdx17:

g0atfac3:

smoothmafiaguy:

zombie-auracolypse:

batteryliquor:

shmeeshed:

thathilarioushyena:

getoutofmyheadcharles:

techytechy-doghouse:

zillyjandro:

adriofthedead:

titteringtrollop:

robosexualginger:

sketch-bat:

timavery:

megasonger:

Some idiot drives to a town with bad weather and sticks his hand down the toilet to find his dead wife

Some fucking nerd is in a movie theater and his bitchy ass girlfriend gets stolen by some asshole. Then the nerd gets pulled into the movie world and fights shit in spandex.

An elf in a green shirt runs around with a lame fairy trying to get a mask back from some scarecrow.

some asshole wastes all her money on an aquarium and then fucks an alien. and then she gets killed by a holographic child.

some little assholes go to camp and earn merit badges

these a big haired dude, a girl in parachute pants and a weird cat midget try to save the world from a giant tree or something

Some dipshit flightless angel shoots things idk

a kid goes to some school whatever and just keeps waving his hands around while doing other shit

Some dumb fucking idiot gets shot in the face while walking through a desert like a moron.  A robot digs him up and then the guy runs around the desert more like a fucking idiot.  Also there are a ton of shitty tv-screen robots.

a dog uses a paintbrush on a lot of stuff and kills evil aliens

This stupid kid works for a circus or some shit and goes to summer camp with a bunch of kids with stupid hair. There’s this old war-general guy who likes rabbits and the kid’s dad doesn’t like anybody and that makes the kid sad so he becomes a psychologist.

this kid with a baseball bat beats up his fat neighbor and his demon ghost friend

a deviantart users wet dream also there is a giant hand

some autistic bitch runs around some sort of a fucked up maze and all the while gets insulted by some shitty gay robot also she meets some smaller shitty gay robots

A bunch of braindead marsupials climb into go-karts and throw boxes of explosives at each other while some green dude with pipes in his head flies around in a space innertube.

OR

A bunch of crazy people run around the world drinking beer to make themselves move faster so they can win a pig from some asshole with a magic stick.

Some wimpy fucking green beanpole walks into a haunted house or some shit and uses a vacuum to suck up some ghosts like a low budget ghost buster while looking for his fatass brother.

a bunch of people try to fuck your shit up and when it all gets down to it if you dont win the world gets destroyed…and its all your fault.

asshole. 

you’re stuck in this dumbass castle and this fucking douche follows you around and you hardly ever have fucking lantern oil and you’re not allowed to get any fresh air because you’re locked inside and it’s fucking dark all the time and you become insane because you’re being followed by a douche.

cumslut.

You go to some dumb fucking castle and all your friends are pussies and run away when you go into the kitchen. Then this fucking piece of shit of a monster chases you around  to eat you or some fucking shit. The whole time you have to solve these shitty puzzles that are hard as fuck and your friends die and shit. You have to get out of that house so that fucker doesn’t eat you or some shit.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

neiru2012:

“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”

(via maplenomnom)

arthurkirklandsnipples:

I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS

this is legit so sick. 

mindfuck

whoaaa

this is AMAZING

EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa

this is sooooo sick oh my god!!!

Whoa.

3, 18, and 23 are probably my favourites.

Oh my god, this is so cool.

(Source: she-will-b3-l0ved, via peanutbutterrainbow)

Anonymous asked: Bruce Banner and Loki

Bruce Banner- being accused of something, having my flaws pointed out, and being hounded to rp all the time.

Loki- when i was little, my mom told me my parents were going to be together forever. that ended up a huge lie and i still haven’t forgotten.

(via waltz-of-slaughter)